Boob Raider

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe is standing behind Tycho who is on an Athlon computer.}
Tycho: Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation will feature proprietary Fractal Boob Jubbling technology, allowing for real-time melon manipulation!
Gabe: Whoa!

Panel 2

Tycho: It's true! They will cast soft-edged shadows and use inverse nippomatics.
Gabe: Are you serious?

Panel 3

{Tycho looks at Gabe.}
Tycho: You ate a lot of paint as a kid, huh.
Gabe: You mean wall candy?

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Preceded by:
October 15, 1999
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
October 20, 1999

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