Zune And Very Zune

Cast: Tycho, Gabe

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are in front of a bush, both smiling, Tycho looks generally excited, arms in the air}
Gabe: What makes you most excited about the Zune?
Tycho: I think it'll be cool to shop a vast online store from the palm of my hand!
Gabe: It can't do that.

Panel 2

{Camera pans farther from Tycho, who appears to have a perturbed look.}
Tycho: Well, wireless syncing with my computer will be nice.
Gabe: It doesn't do that either.
Tycho: What? Why does it even have Wifi, then?

Panel 3

{Gabe is raising his finger, smiling ecstatically, while Tycho has a distressed expression, eye twitching, frowning severely.}
Gabe: So you can trade music with me.
Tycho: Oh, no. No, no. Oh God.
Gabe: Where do you want to start? A little Debbie Gibson? Some Tiffany? I know what you need. A little Dolly.
Gabe: Miss Parton, if you're nasty.

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Preceded by:
September 29, 2006
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
October 4, 2006

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