The Game Is Called 'Fumpkin'

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are sat on the couch facing the audience. Gabe is looking down as he cuts eye holes into a sheet.}
Tycho: Peter Molyneux secured 12.7 million dollars in investment funding.
Gabe: Peter is another word for "Penis."
Tycho: Noted.

Panel 2

{Gabe finishes cutting the eye holes out.}
Tycho: I just know it. He's going to take all that money, and he's going to make a game where people live in a giant monkey's balls, and you make them have sex until the monkey shits into a hollowed-out pumpkin.
Gabe: Can you carve the pumpkin?

Panel 3

{Gabe dresses up as a ghost and looks at Tycho.}
Tycho: Of course. If you carve it just right, Peter Molyneux will come to your house and spit in your ear.
Gabe: When I was nine, I spit in the mailbox, and told my parents the mailman did it.
Gabe: He was fired. A year later, he killed himself.

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Preceded by:
October 20, 2004
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
October 24, 2004

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