Winter Buying Guide

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe is stood facing the audience.}
Gabe: So, you're trying to decide whether you should get Timesplitters 2 or Red Faction 2. Maybe I can help.

Panel 2

Gabe: If you want a game that is about a hojillion times better than Red Faction 2, give Timesplitters 2 a try.
Gabe: If you want a game that will give you leprosy, try Red Faction 2.

Panel 3

{Zoom out. Tycho is stood facing Gabe. Gabe has no arms.}
Tycho: How do you know it gave you leprosy?
Gabe: Well, the other day when I went to use my arms, only they weren't there because now I'm a leper, I began to seriously consider the possibility.

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Preceded by:
October 21, 2002
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
October 25, 2002

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