The Verdict

Cast: Gabe, Tycho, Jury

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe is lecturing Tycho.}
Gabe: Fact: "Jessie's Girl," by Rick Springfield, is the greatest song ever written.
Tycho: Huh?
Gabe: FACT.

Panel 2

{Same scene from panel 1, Gabe is even more animated now.}
Gabe: Fact Two: Jesse's Girl is coming out for Guitar Hero, and not Rock Band.
Gabe: Fact Three: Guitar Hero wins.
Tycho: Really? I don't think Jesse's Girl is all that great.

Panel 3

{A "Six Months Later" sign is at the top of the panel. A jury is delivering it's final verdict.}
Jury Member: On the charge of manslaughter, we the jury find the defendant, Johnathan Gabriel, not guilty.
Jury Member: Furthermore, the jury believes the deceased totally had it coming to him, on account of the bogus shit he said about Jesse's Girl.

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Preceded by:
October 22, 2008
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
October 27, 2008

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