They've Got Little Horns

Cast: Boss, Employee, Bob

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{The boss is at the meeting table with the Employee and Bob. They are at Daily Radar.}
Boss: That feature where we destroyed a Playstation 2 was really hot with the "People who waited ten hours in the arctic cold and didn't get one" demographic. Clearly, we need to maintain that level of villainy.

Panel 2

Employee: I've got it! How about a feature where we hide Bob's insulin?
Bob: {worried} But... But I need that insulin to live!

Panel 3

{Bob's on the verge of tears.}
Boss: I like the way you think. But what if we replaced the insulin with something - like, Dr. Pepper. Or ants!
Employee: Sir, might I suggest the clever South American devil ant?

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Preceded by:
October 27, 2000
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
November 1, 2000

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