The Utility Of Rare Erotica

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe is sat on the couch playing a game. Tycho is stood in the background, on the phone. Three boxes at top.}
Box: In Shadow Hearts: Covenant, you collect gay pornography which you can trade to a homosexual tailor. In exchange, he will produce fabulous, tiny dresses for your living doll.
Box: That's not the joke.
Box: This is something you actually do.

Panel 2

{Zoom in to Tycho. Box at top.}
Box: You find yourself hoping that each character you meet is actually a closet queen, sitting on a stockpile of queer smut.
Tycho: Hang on a second, mom. Check his flower pot. Check his flower pot for gay porn.

Panel 3

{Tycho looks up, in a sighing mood.}
Tycho: We desperately need those new dresses. No, mom - we're not.
Tycho: Yes, I know you worry about that.

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Preceded by:
October 1, 2004
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
October 8, 2004

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