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This Year's Model

Cast: Answertron 3000, Man

Transcript[]

Panel 1

{The Answertron 3000 is seen.}
Answertron: Thank you for calling Electronic Arts. Our menu options have recently been obfuscated to discourage you.
Answertron: For help with Madden '06 for the Playstation Portable, please press one.

Panel 2

{A man is seen on the phone with the Answertron.}
Answertron: Have you tried wiping the disc? If so, please press one. {beep} Answertron: Have you tried boiling the disc? If so, please press- {beep} Answertron: Have you tried severing and boiling your own penis? If so, please press one.

Panel 3

{The man starts shaking and is about to cry.}
Answertron: I'm sorry, I didn't understand your response.
Answertron: Have you tried severing and boiling your own penis?

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Preceded by:
October 3, 2005
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
October 7, 2005


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