News You Can Use

Cast: Randy Pinkwood

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Randy is doing the news with the News 2 logo in the background.}
Randy: A new study shows links between videogames and violence. Or something. You know, whatever.

Panel 2

{Randy looks seductively to the camera.}
Randy: Another report, released from my pants just moments ago, has deemed my wang "massive", "sturdy", and "fearsome."

Panel 3

{Randy unties his tie, points to the camera and winks.}
Randy: Ladies, I'm talking to you.

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Preceded by:
October 5, 2000
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
October 7, 2000

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