John Gabriel, Dentista

Cast: Tycho, Gabe

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are standing in front of each other, Gabe is holding a pickle jar, wearing a dentist's coat, and Tycho is staring at the pickle jar, mouth agape.}
Gabe: Theres a lot of games and systems coming out, and to buy them, I'll need to be making dentist money. Which means I need to practice
Gabe: I am going to smash you with this pickle jar.
Gabe: After that, I'll dig around in your gums with some silverware and some old, dirty tools I found in the garage.
Tycho: No.

Panel 2

{Gabe, as previously stated, smashes the pickle jar against Tycho's jaw, making an audible 'PTANK' sound. Teeth, blood, and pickles fly about}
Tycho: Gabriel... Gabriel! Look at me! I am absolutely opposed to this course of... Oph! My mouf... my Teeph!

Panel 3

{Tycho is bleeding out his mouth slouching, with a black eye and a pickle in his hair. Gabe has a semi-surprised look, and is wavering a cooking utensil}
Gabe: It's okay, I'm a dentist.

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Preceded by:
October 4, 2006
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
October 9, 2006

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