Highly Anticipated!

Cast: Lorne Lanning, Artist, Programmer

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Guide Oddworld's Lorne Lanning(tm) through twenty questionable levels!

Panel 1

{Lorne is shooting an artist in the crotch with his ray. Box at top.}
Box: LOOK OUT, LORNE! Those creative types are questioning your authority! Let them feast on your Weirdo Ray.

Panel 2

{Scene change. Lorne is shooting a programmer, turning him into a skeleton. Box at top.}
Box: Don't let those tenured programmers get their hands on your dough! Blast them with your RESTRUCTURING BEAM!

Panel 3

{Scene change. Lorne is holding a diamond in the palm of his hand. Box at top.}
Box: The action climaxes in an all-out employee fire-fest! Fire them all, and claim the ultimate reward: THE ROYALTY STONES!

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Preceded by:
October 5, 2001
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
October 10, 2001

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