This Is To Say Nothing Of The Hamburglar

Cast: Tycho, Gabe

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho and Gabe are sat on the couch looking down.}
Tycho: Did you see IGN? It looks like Ronald McDonald shitted all over it.
Gabe: coulda been The Grimace.
Tycho: The Grimace doesn't do shit. Every time I see him, he's just sitting around eating hamburgers with Ronald. He doesn't shit on websites.
Gabe: Well, Ronald doesn't do anything either.

Panel 2

{Tycho and Gabe look at each other with their eyes, with heads still tilted downwards.}
Tycho: That's not true. He's the ruler of Hamburger Town, or whatever.
Gabe: No, that's Mayor McCheese.
Tycho: Then what the fuck does Ronald do all day?
Gabe: He's a figurehead, a puppet ruler. You've got to understand: these people eat each other. Every one of them is made of food. Ronald puts a happy face on all that.

Panel 3

{The entirity of the panel is shown. Tycho and Gabe are playing games.}
Tycho: What doesn't everyone know about this?
Gabe: Fry Guys.
Tycho: No.
Gabe: Think about it. They're like the KGB of Hamburger town. They come with everything, and they're always trying to make you get more. You can't not get them. And they're always there. Watching you. Watching the other food.
Tycho: This is... This is a lot to take in.
Gabe: And that's just the surface. It goes so much deeper.

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Preceded by:
September 8, 2003
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
September 12, 2003

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