A Close One

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are stood facing the audience.}
Gabe: Hey, RIAA? We didn't know how else to get a hold of you.
Tycho: We promise not to download any more music, and we deleted all the songs that we did have. Then, we got rid of all the songs that were legally ours, just in case, then we formatted our hard drives and kicked the case, cut ourselves and sword blood oaths that we would never use Kazaa again.

Panel 2

{Zoom in slightly. Gabe is whispering to Tycho.}
Gabe: They can't actually check that.
Tycho: No.

Panel 3

{Zoom out. Gabe and Tycho are facing the audience again. Tycho is grinning.}
Gabe: Yeah, it's all gone.

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Preceded by:
September 10, 2003
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
September 15, 2003

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