The Wages Of Funk

Cast: Tycho, Gabe, Woman, Kid, Dude

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho and Gabe are stood in the arcade. Gabe is pointing to something off panel. His other hand is on Tycho's shoulder.}
Gabe: I think those kids are having a seizure.
Tycho: No, I think that's a game.
Gabe: Well, if it's a game, why are they moving?
Tycho: Maybe it's some new moving game.

Panel 2

{Woman, Kid and Dude are stood in front of Tycho and Gabe. Ddue has his arms crossed. Tycho is waving.}
Gabe: Well, I don't like it. Tell them they need to wash.
Tycho: Wish me luck. Hello, dogs!

Panel 3

{Tycho opens his hand out. Gabe goes off panel.}
Tycho: Yo, y'all need to be breaking off a piece of that Irish Sprang, B. You know what I'm saying? For real.
Dude: What?

Panel 4

{Panel pans over to Tycho and Gabe. Woman, Kid and Dude off panel. Tycho and Gabe are whispering to each other.}
Tycho: I don't think it's working.
Gabe: Tell him he's all the way live!

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Preceded by:
September 17, 2001
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
September 21, 2001

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