This Isn't Your Father's Trilogy

Cast: George Lucas, Meow Skywalker

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{George is facing the audience.}
George: With my new Star Wars: The Expensive Collection, I've re-re-re mastered the entire series. It would be difficult, if not impossible, to master it again.

Panel 2

{Scene change. Meow is stood in an action pose, holding a green lightsabre.}
George: {voice-over} You might notice that in this new version, there is no Luke Skywalker. You see, in my original vision, that role was played by a hilarious cat - named Meow Skywalker.

Panel 3

{Back to George.}
George: Another big change for fans will be the new gay Boba Fett. There can be no doubt that with this latest perversion of my once loved accidental masterpiece, that I have gone totally batshit fucking loco.

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Preceded by:
September 20, 2004
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
September 24, 2004

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