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The Secret Weapon

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe is stood behind Tycho, who is on his computer. Gabe's hand is raised slightly. Monitor shows a screenshot of Resistance.}
Gabe: You need to tell me why I should get a Playstation 3.
Tycho: Gran Turismo?
Gabe: Uh huh. Should I get the one without any cars, or the one without any tracks?
Tycho: Resistance?
Gabe: I'm resisting that.

Panel 2

{Gabe clenches his fists. Monitor shows screenshot of Metal Gear Solid 4.}
Tycho: Metal Gear Solid is a pretty big brand.
Gabe: Oh, right. The new one has robots with shapely legs that shit and moo. I wonder if you can still play as a wet, naked man.

Panel 3

{Gabe goes into a state of shock. Tycho looks at Gabe. Monitor shows screenshot of White Knight.}
Tycho: How about this? Have you seen Level 5's White Knight?
Gabe: That's on the PS3?
Tycho: It is.
Gabe: Well... God Dammit.

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Preceded by:
September 20, 2006
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
September 25, 2006


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