Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are stood facing each other. Tycho is wearing a robe and has a beard. Tycho's hands are raised slightly.}
Tycho: I am a kind of modern-day prophet. A year and a half ago, I said Electronic Arts was over its head with Marvel Nemesis, and I was proved right. The game is dog shit.

Panel 2

{Tycho lowers his hands. Gabe points upwards.}
Gabe: Before I join your cult and follow you into oblivion, I'm going to need more proof of your divine power. Saying EA is going to make a bad game hardly makes you Nostrafuckingdamus.
Tycho: Well, you know those colorful bracelets people wear?
Gabe: Yeah.

Panel 3

{Gabe lowers his hand. Tycho points at Gabe's face.}
Tycho: I foresaw those.
Gabe: {excited} No shit! The little bracelets. Well, what's next? I mean, what's the next big fad?
Tycho: Chocolate turkeys.
Gabe: Fuck yes.

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Preceded by:
September 21, 2005
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
September 26, 2005

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