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Dino Crisis Sucks

Cast: Gabe, Tycho, Dinosaur

Transcript[]

Panel 1

{Tycho and Gabe are stood next to a window looking at the audience.}
Gabe: "Survival Horror" is a fancy way of saying "Monsters will come through windows."
Tycho: Take "Dino Crisis", for example.

Panel 2

{Dinosaur bursts through the window. Gabe and Tycho do not even flinch.}

Panel 3

Dinosaur: Would it be scary if maybe I came through a door or something?
Tycho: Give it a shot. We'll be in the kitchen.

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Preceded by:
September 24, 1999
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
October 1, 1999


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