The Marketeers

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are sat on a bench. Gabe is reading a newspaper and Tycho is holding popcorn.}
Gabe: Didn't you work for one of these Telemarketing places?
Tycho: I did. Why?
Gabe: What would make you do something like that?

Panel 2

{Gabe looks up from his newspaper.}
Tycho: I hate other people. I hate to think they might be happy, happier than I am. So I call them. And I see if they want any magazines. I loved every minute of it. Each call was sweet to me, like a juicy orange.

Panel 3

{Tycho starts to eat the popcorn.}
Gabe: Yeah. I can see you doing real well at a job like that.
Tycho: {gloating} I was a Goddamn legend. In fact, I think they still have Tycho Tuesdays.
Gabe: Really!
Tycho: Oh yeah. You can wear jeans.

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Preceded by:
September 26, 2003
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
October 1, 2003

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