Story Minute!

Cast: Gabe, Minotaur

Transcript Edit

Penny Arcade Story Minute

Panel 1

{Gabe's silhouette is walking through the forest towards a cottage. Box at top.}
Box: One summer day, Gabriel walked into a strange house in the woods. Inside, he found three computers - each with their own game!

Panel 2

{Scene change. Gabe is sat in front of the computer, sticking his tongue out. Box at top.}
Box: First, he tried Ultima Online... But it was too boring!

Panel 3

{Gabe puts his tongue back in his mouth. Box at top.}
Box: Then, he tried Everquest... But it was too dumb!

Panel 4

{Minotaur silhouette appears behind Gabe. Background turns deep red. Box at top and middle.}
Box: And then, he tried World of Warcraft... and it was just right!
Box: Just then, the Minotaur came home.
Gabe: Minotaur?

Panel 5

{Minotaur looks at Gabe angrily. Minotaur grabs Gabe by the neck. Box at bottom.}
Minotaur: Someone's been logging into my account... And they're still here!
Gabe: {worried} Hey, aren't you supposed to be a little baby bear?
Minotaur: Aren't you supposed to be a curly-haired little girl?
Gabe: {scared} You know, that's an excellent point.
Box: And they lived happily ever after.

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Preceded by:
August 31, 2001
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
September 5, 2001

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