Arms Aren't Even That Cool
Cast: Guy, Dog
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- Panel 1
{Guy looks towards the audience and raises both hands slightly, counting on his fingers.}
Guy: Enchanted Arms is terrible. It's just an RPG with a linear story, strung together by random, turn-based battles where your characters increase in power. Blech.
- Panel 2
{Guy pulls out a cupcake and holds it, looking at it.}
Guy: Cupcakes are dumb. They're not big, like a regular cake. They're small and covered in frosting.
Guy: What, are those sprinkles? I was tired of sprinkles when they were putting them on cookies.
- Panel 3
{Dog arrives and sits next to Guy, looking at audience. Guy folds his arms and looks at dog.}
Guy: Dog, huh? You're not a cat. Why would anyone like a stupid dog like you? All you do is bark. You never meow.
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Penny Arcade strips | Followed by: September 6, 2006 |