A Unique Curriculum

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe is sat down playing a game angrily. Tycho is stood behind him, pointing to the television off panel.}
Tycho: This is that Star Ocean?
Gabe: {angrily} Yeah. I hate it.
Tycho: Looks like two of your characters are being molested by lizard men.

Panel 2

{Gabe raises his hand. Tycho stops pointing.}
Gabe: I didn't send those guys over there. I don't even control them. I don't know what the fuck they're doing.
Tycho: Why don't you just switch to the other guys?
Gabe: It doesn't matter. Whoever I'm not currently controlling gets gangbanged by reptiles.

Panel 3

{Gabe lowers his hand and looks at Tycho.}
Tycho: So, it's your job to decide who gets fucked by lizard men.
Gabe: Yeah. It's a lot like High School.

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Preceded by:
September 3, 2004
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
September 8, 2004

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