Sega.Net: It Doesn't Work(TM)

Cast: Gabe

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe is sat at his computer. The words "Step One: Sign Up Online" are above.}
Gabe: makes it so easy!

Panel 2

{Scene change. Gabe is installing a wire into the Dreamcast. The words "Step Two: Configure Your Dreamcast" are above.}
Gabe: I'm so close, I can almost taste the fun!

Panel 3

{Gabe holds alcohol and gets drunk. The Dreamcast is open. The words "Step Three: God Dammit, It Doesn't Work" are above.}
Gabe: Baby, why you always gotta make me hit you?

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Preceded by:
September 5, 2000
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
September 11, 2000

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