The Dark Procession

Cast: Steve Wieck, Sony, Anne Rice, Bram Stoker, The Count, Vlad the Impaler

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Steve and Sony are stood facing each other. Steve is pointing to himself with his thumb.}
Steve: I'm Dark Steve, Prince of White Wolf Publishing? Yeah. Your Underworld thing is totally ripping us off. See, we invented Vampires and Werewolves.

Panel 2

{Anne is stood behind Steve, who is nervous.}
Anne: {annoyed} Hi, I'm Anne Rice. Remember all my Vampire books? You know, the ones you read when you were "inventing" Vampires? Yeah. That was me.

Panel 3

{Vlad, Bram and the Count are stood behind Anne, with their own labels.}
The Count: Eh-Ahem.

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Preceded by:
September 5, 2003
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
September 10, 2003

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