Horse D'Oeuvres

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are stood facing each other. Gabe has red eyes.}
Gabe: Did you hear this shit about the French?
Tycho: Which shit?
Gabe: The French are eating all our fucking horses.

Panel 2

{Gabe loses his red eyes.}
Tycho: I really need to regulate your Internet usage.
Gabe: They round 'em up, or rustle 'em or whatever, they put 'em on a horse boat, and they ship them straight to France!

Panel 3

{Gabe's right eye becomes red, as he holds onto Tycho's shoulders and leans in.}
Gabe: What do you think they're going to eat when the horses are gone?
Tycho: Crepes?
Gabe: No, man. They're going to eat us.
Tycho: Yeah, I guess that would be the logical progression.

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Preceded by:
September 6, 2006
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
September 11, 2006

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