Umbrella Corporation is a biotech corporation set in the Resident Evil series of videogames.
Umbrella became a successful company years ago, but it has since hit several problems with the business interior. The boss installed a suggestion box to see what problems need fixing.
One employee said that he needed four crests, three keys and a jewel to get to the kitchen. The fax machine is also blocked off by sharks.
A secondary employee, the Zombie, wanted to have Hawaiian Fridays return in a blaze of glory. He also wanted more brains to be available.